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Basement Jaxx in the Box. #fastfoodmusicians
Castro's daughter just killed it. Flip that hair, girl!
Hey, first world! Nars red lipstick is better than Chanel! You're welcome!
6th street, Oprah style: You're a hot mess! And you're a hot mess! And you're a hot mess!
Is it wrong that I want to try meth once just to see how clean my house would get?
Seriously, you're a DESIGNER. Why does your resume have a second page with only one line? Seems like you'd have the tools to prevent that.
OH at #blogathonatx: "I bet you don't even compost." Yes! Ultimate Austin insult!
I've had my 5s for 6 hours and I'm pissed I can't unlock my iPad with my fingerprint.
So CrossFit doesn't just make you an insufferable Instagrammer, it can also kill you. Got it.
Likes: good food, nail polish, mezcal. Dislikes: untimed traffic lights, long tv show intros, shitty public transit, pdf-only menus on restaurant websites