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Basement Jaxx in the Box. #fastfoodmusicians
Castro's daughter just killed it. Flip that hair, girl!
Hey, first world! Nars red lipstick is better than Chanel! You're welcome!
6th street, Oprah style: You're a hot mess! And you're a hot mess! And you're a hot mess!
Is it wrong that I want to try meth once just to see how clean my house would get?
Seriously, you're a DESIGNER. Why does your resume have a second page with only one line? Seems like you'd have the tools to prevent that.
OH at #blogathonatx: "I bet you don't even compost." Yes! Ultimate Austin insult!
I can't do my taxes until my entire house is clean and I've launched a new tumblr.
Is Red Widow just an unfunny Weeds?
In case your day isn't going well, my iPod Nano's name is CoNano Brien and my Garmin's name is Run Swanson.
Likes: good food, nail polish, mezcal. Dislikes: untimed traffic lights, long tv show intros, shitty public transit, pdf-only menus on restaurant websites