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Poor, addicted to illegal narcotics? Criminal! Rich, addicted to prescription narcotics? Rehab! #legitimaterapelogic
Muslim suicide bomber? Terrorism! Christian bombing a clinic that performs abortion? Martyr! #legitimaterapelogic
Cashmere sweater I'm sweatin
If I could time travel, yeah I'd kill Hitler, but there's also someone who invented Outlook.
WWE Raw so fucking racist
For a limited time only snapchats of me smoking drugs who want it
I just wanna know where the drugs and the hoes at
Throw every president except Reagan on that ass because as a stripper I think you'd disagree with his welfare policies
Grad school entrance requirements are the wild neck. Asking for letters of recommendation and other disrespectful shit
If I ever get rich I'm gonna become a client of my whitebread ass company and show up for meetings wilin in leggings and timbs
Diplo. So sexy, yet so not available for face sitting.
I really need to stop dressing like a fuckboy intern but they don't make Oxfords for huge titties
Also if you are willfully ignorant of history and your excuse is "History is boring" I'm going to pee on you while you sleep
Life and Times of an Ain't Shit Ass Bitch. Fuck your acrolect. Instagram: la_straniera