im sorry party rock is not in the house tonight but i can take a message

who still types www. into the address bar this isnt the 90s

to infinity and beyonce

gosh dang *kicks foot at the dirt really strongly* god darn man just ugh dang *loosens up tie and is starting to sweat* gah man dang

seriously what is the point of fonts like wingdings. who actually understands square airplane banana cross dash bicycle smiley face

nintendo 64 + wavves + pizza = yes

i had a huge argument with my mom in 4th grade because she didnt want me to wear a kim possible necklace in my school picture

roses are red, violets are blue, waka flocka flame is one hood ass nigga

ppl always ask me what my ethnicity is and i just tell em 50% kush 50% swag

i wish i could teleport but i'd probably be cursed with teleporting into awkward situations

when you hate yourself but think you’re better than everyone at the same time

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

*turns on tv* *sees romneys face* *turns off tv*

yeah, i'm dropping out of school, i'm dedicating my life to proving that aliens are real from now on

is it too soon to dress like kony for halloween and ask children who are trick or treating if they want to join my army of child soldiers

don’t unfollow me i have a business to run

sweet jesus, joseph kony and mary

is it too late to be aborted

im just going to lay in bed until i fossilize into something useful for future archaeologists

"my favorite color is brown" - nobody