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Fun fact about me: So far I've dated girls from three different nationalities.*
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* Assuming Hell is a nation.
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* Assuming Hell is a nation.
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“Come with me if you want to live.”
Apparently not a good pickup line.
Some girls haven't seen Terminator…nor have every jury.
Apparently
Apparently not a good pickup line.
Some girls haven't seen Terminator…nor have every jury.
Apparently
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Whew, what a hangover.
Anyways; for this #musicmonday I'll recommend one of my favorite sludge western bands from Chicago, IL; Angel Eyes.
Anyways; for this #musicmonday I'll recommend one of my favorite sludge western bands from Chicago, IL; Angel Eyes.
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“Hate writing these damn post-its” I sniveled. “let me” He said, wiped my tears and hugged me “It'll not make you any less of a scrummaster”
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Me: “Listen, first a whiskey tasting, then a pole dancing lesson…then motocross.”
Jeppe: “No, Martin, you're not going to my bachelor party”
Jeppe: “No, Martin, you're not going to my bachelor party”
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Made a mistake at the gym today.
Anyways, if you guys wanna know what's in the girls locker room:
1) Nudity;
2) Screaming;
3) Lesbian sex
Anyways, if you guys wanna know what's in the girls locker room:
1) Nudity;
2) Screaming;
3) Lesbian sex
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Big day! Our new coder at the office made his first commit.
My, oh my…
How does one go about rolling back changes with Git?
My, oh my!
My, oh my…
How does one go about rolling back changes with Git?
My, oh my!
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#SpecialFollowFriday, srsly? Like getting #ff'ed wasn't hard enough—It's like almost having sex and hear that someone has invented ultrasex.
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Guy entering the gym locker room “the shower; hot or cold?”
I've never been in the can—don't know the lingo. I avoided eye contact and GTFO
I've never been in the can—don't know the lingo. I avoided eye contact and GTFO
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Today I had a conversation with a famous danish television personality about bananas. Naturally I pull this classic http://bit.ly/Banananana
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Somewhere down the road I could lose my creative mojo. I fear laying stumped on my deathbed, only being able to think of the word ‘Rosebud.’
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The @MeetingBoy calendar doesn't sync with our MS Exchange Server 2003. Now I'm late for my managers weekly “You're a loose cannon”-meeting.
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#ff @meetingboy he's a meeting attendee, just like me. One of these days we'll hit up the nearest whiskey joint and let inboxes be inboxes.
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Most of my fb contacts are engaged while I can't seem to find a girl who can stand me for an evening.
What brand of chloroform do they use?
What brand of chloroform do they use?
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I just spoke with my mother. She told me to say hi and remind you all that I'm still desperately single, ladies.
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I like the scene in Blade Runner where Ford is all like “God damn it robot-woman, thanks for saving my life, now let me repay you with sex.”
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