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Fun fact about me: So far I've dated girls from three different nationalities.*


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* Assuming Hell is a nation.
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obak81
“Come with me if you want to live.”

Apparently not a good pickup line.

Some girls haven't seen Terminator…nor have every jury.

Apparently
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razorsamson
Whew, what a hangover.

Anyways; for this #musicmonday I'll recommend one of my favorite sludge western bands from Chicago, IL; Angel Eyes.
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adba
“Hate writing these damn post-its” I sniveled. “let me” He said, wiped my tears and hugged me “It'll not make you any less of a scrummaster”
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adba
Me: “Listen, first a whiskey tasting, then a pole dancing lesson…then motocross.”
Jeppe: “No, Martin, you're not going to my bachelor party”
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razorsamsonSquashMan
Made a mistake at the gym today.

Anyways, if you guys wanna know what's in the girls locker room:

1) Nudity;
2) Screaming;
3) Lesbian sex
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adbaBettyLiesDeconile
Big day! Our new coder at the office made his first commit.

My, oh my…

How does one go about rolling back changes with Git?

My, oh my!
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adbapocky1000
#SpecialFollowFriday, srsly? Like getting #ff'ed wasn't hard enough—It's like almost having sex and hear that someone has invented ultrasex.
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DeconileBettyLiesadba
Guy entering the gym locker room “the shower; hot or cold?”

I've never been in the can—don't know the lingo. I avoided eye contact and GTFO
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BettyLies
Today I had a conversation with a famous danish television personality about bananas. Naturally I pull this classic http://bit.ly/Banananana
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razorsamson
Somewhere down the road I could lose my creative mojo. I fear laying stumped on my deathbed, only being able to think of the word ‘Rosebud.’
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adbaBettyLies
Okay. I think I'm ready for this.

What's the male equivalent of building a cat army?
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ceciljoeBettyLies
There's talk about adding a PG, Safe-For-Work leaderboard to @favstar. As in I'd have a chance at Favstar if I watch my fucking potty mouth.
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SlappNuttz
The @MeetingBoy calendar doesn't sync with our MS Exchange Server 2003. Now I'm late for my managers weekly “You're a loose cannon”-meeting.
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MeetingBoyBettyLies
#ff @meetingboy he's a meeting attendee, just like me. One of these days we'll hit up the nearest whiskey joint and let inboxes be inboxes.
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MeetingBoy
Most of my fb contacts are engaged while I can't seem to find a girl who can stand me for an evening.

What brand of chloroform do they use?
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ceciljoeAspiringBettyBettyLies
I just spoke with my mother. She told me to say hi and remind you all that I'm still desperately single, ladies.
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ceciljoejchillerup
@ceciljoe yeah, most. I wouldn't raise expectations too high. You don't wanna be the one they gang up on and force to “say something funny.”
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ceciljoe
I like the scene in Blade Runner where Ford is all like “God damn it robot-woman, thanks for saving my life, now let me repay you with sex.”
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jpenti
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