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Me: “Wanna see who'll get nexted fastest on chatroulette?”
Colleague: “I've got some music that needs listening”

I think I just got nexted.
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adba
I saw an instructional diagram at the gym that said pull ups causes a rash on biceps, upper back and rear deltoids. But who would want that?
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adbaBettyLiesFriedaClub
I've had it with you and your “that's actually quite bad for you”-attitude. Am I preaching while you cough blood? No! Lousy gym instructors.
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obak81BettyLiesFriedaClubPunkrockieadba
@ceciljoe could be worse. The title screen of the movie I'm living just passed by, it said “From the makers of 'Far til fire — på japansk'.”
@laage in reply to ceciljoe
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ceciljoe
“You're nice, if I didn't have a BF I'd date you!” She said.

He retired to the forest, patiently awaited one of them to leave the campsite.
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pocky1000Punkrockie
#NationalGrammarDay. English is clearly not my first language. Thanks for not calling the Grammar Cops while I have my way with your tongue.
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risomkThaozillaPunkrockie
Every recommendation I've got on linkedin.com state that I'm “always working hard.”

To be honest, I don't know how I'm pulling this off.
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BettyLiesPunkrockie
Who do you go to if you've got a catchy tune stuck in your head, but can't remember from which porno you heard it?

I'm asking for a friend.
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SlappNuttzBettyLiespocky1000kaseandannasmomDeconilesleepndadbehindyourbackKnowShitlinanneblackFriedaClubPunkrockie
“I am so scared, would you please hold me?” I quietly wept. “Go ahead and close Outlook,” He replied “you've been brave enough for one day.”
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adbaMystique1975DeconileBettyLiesslugworthyThaozillakaseandannasmombehindyourbackPunkrockie
Aw, she left before I got to my name. Perhaps I should put it earlier in my song; possibly bring it up somewhere before the first interlude.
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razorsamsonoffdutygnomeBettyLiesslugworthykaseandannasmomsleepndadPunkrockie
#ff @behindyourback. I once thought being passive aggressive was my forte, then he came along…


…who cares about excelling at that, anyway.
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behindyourback
The plan:

1) Workout for an extended period of time. Build muscles;
2) Stop the workouts;
3) Get to know what touching breasts feels like.
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DeconileBettyLiesslugworthykaseandannasmomMoodyPlaylistPunkrockie
It's been a while since anyone's done something for all of mankind.

The last time I recall was when I moved to Odense for all of your sins.
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razorsamsonMichaelGausbyadbaslugworthykaseandannasmom
Fun fact about me: So far I've dated girls from three different nationalities.*


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* Assuming Hell is a nation.
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obak81BettyLiesbehindyourbackslugworthysleepndadkaseandannasmomDeconilelinanneblackPunkrockie
“Come with me if you want to live.”

Apparently not a good pickup line.

Some girls haven't seen Terminator…nor have every jury.

Apparently
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razorsamsonBettyLiesbehindyourbackslugworthysleepndadkaseandannasmomDeconilePunkrockie
Whew, what a hangover.

Anyways; for this #musicmonday I'll recommend one of my favorite sludge western bands from Chicago, IL; Angel Eyes.
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adba
“Hate writing these damn post-its” I sniveled. “let me” He said, wiped my tears and hugged me “It'll not make you any less of a scrummaster”
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adba
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