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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    When someone is telling me a story, I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my story that’s not only better, but involves me.

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    Never underestimate the power of stupid people who feel confident.

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    I have CDO. It's like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be.

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    That thin line between "I should tweet that" or "I should talk to my therapist about that"...

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    The whole "limiting myself to one glass of wine a day" thing is going really great. I'm like 5 years ahead of schedule.

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    I drink vodka because I don't like to keep things bottled up.

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    Twitter is the adult way of having imaginary friends.

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    I need to clean this living room. By clean, I mean drink wine & spray febreeze.

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    A whore is just a woman who has the morals and values of a man.

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    "Eye of the Tiger" is playing and it's so motivating. I totally want to punch someone in the face right now.

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    Everything happens for a reason but sometimes that reason is that you're a moron.

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    Fine. Whatever. Nothing. -Things women say when they really mean "fuck you, you ignorant asshole, I hate & I want to stab you"

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    Someone at this party said twitter is a waste of time & is full of sociopaths...now I'm trying to figure out where to hide her body.

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    Just popped into Costco to pick up some detergent and now I'm out $800 and could open an Asian restaurant.

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    If you consider going on a beer "run" as your form of exercise, we are going to be very, very close friends.

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    HIM: What do you need? ME: A Vodka Tonic w Lime. HIM: I meant out of life. ME: So did I :)

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    There's no use in crying over spilled milk! Spilled vodka, however, totally normal to sob inconsolably.

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    Just because you have 400 friends on facebook doesn't mean people like you now, they just feel guilty for being mean to you in high school.

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    How come my iphone headphones always look like they had wild sex when I take them out of my purse?

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  • LABeachmom
      April Wheeler @LABeachmom

    Everything in my house is either travel size or costco size. I'm going to get drunk and pretend I'm Alice in Wonderland.

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Wife & Mom...I live in LA, I do not carry my dog in my Prada bag, but I do wear sunglasses inside. I drink Belvedere Vodka. I dream every night. I hate crocs.