Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Is murder acceptable under ANY circumstances at all?
Asking for a friend.
Who I want to murder.
Watching music channels and Bieber comes on. 8 year old says he should be called Dustbin Beaver.
The Joker after he joins Twitter - "Wanna know how I got these stars?"
If you having BBQ probs, I feel bad for you son.
Got 99 sausages, but I'm all outta buns.
8 y/o laughing at 4 y/o putting her shoes on. She turns to him and says, "I'm going to cut your eyeballs out". She's in a good mood then.
I used to be able to fit my leg behind my head. Lost that ability just when it would've become desirable. Life is cruel.
The Joker when he joins Twitter -
"Wanna know how I got these stars?"