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According to Smarties, the answer is tits. pic.twitter.com/AXNABAGKsG
Is murder acceptable under ANY circumstances at all?
Asking for a friend.
Who I want to murder.
These women on #16kidsandcounting need to learn to let them finish on your face.
"@cliffenufc: Meanwhile, on Facebook... pic.twitter.com/vtLInuW4lV" hahahahahahaha"
Brilliant!
#FacebookNews
Watching music channels and Bieber comes on. 8 year old says he should be called Dustbin Beaver.
The Joker after he joins Twitter - "Wanna know how I got these stars?"
If you having BBQ probs, I feel bad for you son.
Got 99 sausages, but I'm all outta buns.
Finally I can get a decent amount of fingers in me! pic.twitter.com/UuB9ok2IOs
8 y/o laughing at 4 y/o putting her shoes on. She turns to him and says, "I'm going to cut your eyeballs out". She's in a good mood then.
I used to be able to fit my leg behind my head. Lost that ability just when it would've become desirable. Life is cruel.