Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Sarcasm: because beating the SHIT out of people is illegal
Dear Karma : You missed a few!!
Parenting is an extreme sport... only the insane survive!!
I see crazy people.
*reminder to self... You have a job.... get off twitter..... You have bills.... get off twitter .... GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER!!!
I'm only an ok storm, I'm not a perfect storm!
Ladies first... it's just common courtesy
R.I.P : my patience
act like you're valuable
Why do people use the electronic wheelchair if they can walk??!! I want to STAB this one guy in the leg!!
DAMN!! There are some weird lookin fuckers here!!
i'm a million different people from one day to the next
EVERY pair of pants are tight.... Damn you food!
We Don't Care Wednesday
you can eat kleenex, they taste like clouds
is it just me, or are you guys waiting for Paul Ryan's gay lover to appear ANY minute??
I wish I had some cool plans like my 15 year old daughter😒
And the Walmart experience begins... a little piece of me dies😨
Oh my God! These ignorant people fussing at the nurse about shit she can't fix! Free medical care and you're STILL butchin' FUCK YOU!!
My cat loves me.... doesn't he know I'm spoken for?
trying to stay sane in a crazy world.... ahhh... FUCK IT