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Just mixed a 5-Hour Energy shot with a Diet Red Bull. I can't feel my face, but I can hear my hair growing.
This is awesome.
This is awesome.
Smoking a cigarette while sitting in the sun. Twice the cancer in half the time. I'm all about efficiency.
So, I have Google Wave, but I don't really know what to do with it. Kind of like my clitoris the first 15 years of my life.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It's an obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it.
A: It's an obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it.
Another rumination on masturbation: If a guy cries when he jacks off, does that make him a tearjerker?
I regret learning French. Should've studied a useful language, like the one these bitches at the nail salon are using to talk shit about me.
Really, I shouldn't be so hard on Ed Hardy. Thanks to their hideous t-shirts, I can spot a douchebag coming from a mile away.
Instead of simply doing my dishes, I just used a plastic knife to stir my coffee.
I'm the MacGyver of laziness.
I'm the MacGyver of laziness.
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