"@sheseauxsaditty: Pam Oliver looking like she Sonic the long-furred Hedgehog…  http://twitpic.com/bqwbrf " >>>Don't let this happen to you.

Best blog post ever! RT @rodimusprime: Mandatory Blackness Assignment: D'Jango Review - Due By February 28.  http://is.gd/nEOxeh 

#RomneyER Spray tan comes with hospital gown.

Seal @rpinhd: Who do you find attractive that you think most people don't?

@leeleepotatoes I'm gonna buy my own ring and tell everyone 2 Chainz gave it to me.

@freshalina You mean me saying that I don't ever want Soulja Boy to make another album in front of a cut out of Ilyana Vanzant doesn't work?

Doesn't the weight of all that douchebaggery ever get heavy? RT @biggsjason: Etta James died at last.

Rafa: A review - As any Rafael Nadal fanatic will know, his birthday is June 3rd, 1986 which makes him a... http://t.co/JqmLSYD

RT @chalk_flew_up: To be fair to both players, there is no way a 500 tournament should lack Hawkeye on a center court.

Wait..RT @swavemedown: A toucan .. “@jjax_: @swavemedown what kind of bird is Toucan Sam?”

#blackprivilege is that special feeling when you hear about a crime on the news and wish, "Lord please don't let them be black."

CTL+ALT+DEL yourself. RT@mrfakedope: Rape probably aint even that bad,but u know how females exeggerate shit fam

But really, how can you confuse Hugo Chavez with Cesar Chavez?

@freshalina She went from Black to White to Asian to Ocelot. That's astounding.

nice to see this side of Delpo.

@alicemmaddocks @bgtennisnation @mrsgnation @tennistycoon @darren_cahill >Gracias!

Jennifer Lawrence is definitely wearing a "Yeah Bitch, I'm winning this" dress.

RT @thatsusanburke: Bringing Ted Nugent to the #SOTU is like bringing a prostitute to your dad's funeral.

Stay home then.RT @fran_chambers: $9 an hour for someone to take my order and pour my coffee? No thanks.

Can we talked about how messed up #Scandal was last night? That Shonda Rhimes is making me curse @ my TV every Thursday night.