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rejecter
Wherever I go, this house smells like old people.
@rejecter
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moegreeb
I really must remember to ensure that the windows are rolled up when practicing my wookie impersonation...
@moegreeb
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abigvictory
"FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST!"

God, I love taking my bra off after work.
@abigvictory
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StuffinMyBrain
Good grief Tiger! Sexting like that ... one would think you were on twitter or something.
@StuffinMyBrain
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kolchak
You didn't learn about Satan's pygmy army? I went to a "special" Sunday school.
@kolchak
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ConanOBrien
Sweet victory! I'm now trending higher than my twitter nemesis, Justin Bieber. Who's the tween heartthrob now?
@ConanOBrien
cpinck
I still have a couple of friends who haven’t joined Facebook.

They’re the ones I’ve decided to keep.
@cpinck
evrythingmustgo
I know a thing about darkness. Darkness is my friend.
@evrythingmustgo
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slag_mag
I applaud Google for pulling out of China because the last thing China needs is any more kids.
@slag_mag
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Zaius13
My wife is gonna feel so stupid when I tell her that 'Exasperating Husband' is just a character I've been developing since we got married.
@Zaius13
tehawesome
The dry cleaners around the corner totally overcharged me. They really took me to the cleaners. But like, again. Or something. Goddamn it.
@tehawesome
JezebelTheGreat
"You wouldn't cheat on me with any of your Twitter people, right?"
"Of course not, silly! They're all married."
@JezebelTheGreat
k2bf
I moved my hand back and forth for 3 seconds, then she moved her hand back and forth for 3 seconds so I’d say we’re on the same wavelength.
@k2bf
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3hoss
The one good thing about hell is that I bet no one is allowed to whistle.
@3hoss
WadetoBlack
A training Webinar at 3pm on a Friday goes over as well with its audience as any movie starring Jennifer Aniston.
@WadetoBlack
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SnarkToast
Actually, I'm pretty sure the greatest trick the Devil ever played was not allowing us to smell our own breath.
@SnarkToast
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blobert
What's this cop mean I can't have blinds on my car windows? The sun makes the chemicals in my meth lab unstable.
@blobert
iamnotdiddy
I want to sex ewe up. No homophone.
@iamnotdiddy
BrilliantOrange
My company took Bagel Friday away. Time to call the Jewish Defense League.
@BrilliantOrange
sarkastickunt
Ladies, if you're going to spend $40 on sandals at least invest in a bottle of nail polish. Or a nail file. Or a sand blaster.
@sarkastickunt
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