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Republicans in congress refuse to work with Democrats. In other news, horoscopes are made-up and pie is delicious.
Waving my hands in the air like I just don't care. It's easier than saying "I don't care." Unless there's a blind person there.
While Cinderella continues to fuck with my brackets, I'm heading to the castle to bang Prince Charming
Is what you're doing relevant to the business at hand? A question better asked once you've established that all hands are above the table.
The realtor says the floor-to-ceiling windows offer a lovely view. My primary thought is my exhibitionistic tendencies just went nuclear.
Me: "I have a groping problem"
HR rep: "With whom?"
Me: "Everyone"
HR rep: "Please let go of my thigh."
HR rep: "With whom?"
Me: "Everyone"
HR rep: "Please let go of my thigh."
I have a Pavlovian response to the arrival of the hot UPS guy, much like I imagine Kirstie Alley has when the Velveeta™ truck arrives.
Introducing a hypothetical situation is fun because I get to use air quotes when I say "German porn" and "lederhosen".
I'm on a boat!
Hah, someone's rhyming.
Hey wait, aren't those The Cliffs of Insanity?
Fuuuuuccckkk me.
Hah, someone's rhyming.
Hey wait, aren't those The Cliffs of Insanity?
Fuuuuuccckkk me.
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