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Couldn't we maybe have a separate twitter for those of you watching #xfactor?
If this is awake, I wonder what still sleeping is like.
Sometimes one cup of good Oolong is better than an entire pot of Ceylon.
CaféRuffini doesn't open till mid morning. There is no greater injustice in the history of humanity. #MunichNeuhausen
For those of you worrying about whatever it is you're worrying about, I have 1 thing to say: there are better things to worry about.
Guy next to me on the train is visibly annoyed that someone's sitting next to him. Really want to tell him the situation's far worse for me.
Why doesn't anyone ever talk about the Kindlebrator anymore? Those were the days.
Today's the 40th anniversary of the massacre at the 1972 Summer Olympics in #Munich. Wish I could say we'd learned our lessons.
'When opportunity knocks, you can still go out the back door.' #uninspiredquotes
Romanian man was killed by his own pig, before he had a chance to slaughter it. Why isn't this the only thing we're talking about right now?
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