Avis to buy Cambridge-based @zipcarboston @zipcar. I expect that this will ruin a wonderful thing. Crap. @universalhub

.@sporkening @girl_onthego FYI ... pic.twitter.com/yapSRHya

Auto-tuned hamburger review @saalon @sporkening @girl_onthego @user47 @ononecondition @evilgalprods http://t.co/0TV5A4Yy

#regulatorypanda voted. @saalon @sporkening @evilgalprods @girl_onthego @ononecondition @aimeesblog @olevia pic.twitter.com/2iQ4kEFd

Things I've learned after three seasons of Game of Thrones: doing things for honor or love will get you killed.

@girl_onthego Infrastructure is for takers. Makers don't need infrastructure. The logistics for makers is handled by GOD.

@debcha I submit that when you knowingly place a bomb amongst human beings, you lose that designation.

I am mesmerized by this dog  http://dailydoseofcute.net/wp-content/uploads/Dogs_gets_blanket.gif …

As if you needed another example of why Boston kicks your city's ass (taken at Boston City Hall) ... pic.twitter.com/hV8sabs67g

@ononecondition @girl_onthego @saalon @lawremipsum The panda was "clueless and unenthusiastic." Like Marcus Bachmann on his wedding night?

@guan Don't drone me, bro. (Copyright @lalunkee 2013)

@lawremipsum Get everybody out of healthcare! Survival of the fittest! Barter Town! Two Tea Party Douchbags enter, one may leave! Freedom!

Maybe you should also let grads discharge student loans in bankruptcy.

.@realdonaldtrump My God. Please STFU about things of which you have no understanding.

#regulatorypanda eschews binders. #debate2012 @saalon @evilgalprods @girl_onthego @ononecondition pic.twitter.com/JHacCn8T

The gall to show up at a soup kitchen and start snapping staged photos at a soup kitchen WHEN HE DID NO WORK:  http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/election-2012/wp/2012/10/15/charity-president-unhappy-about-paul-ryan-soup-kitchen-photo-op/?wprss=rss_election-2012 …

@girl_onthego @saalon @evilgalprods @ononecondition @sporkening Paul Ryan is a pussy. #regulatorypanda http://t.co/MTWtDrTp

"White privilege is a hell of a drug."

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Boilerplate legal documents are the bane of my existence today. @hegemommy @i676 @lawremipsum. Also, younger lawyers.

#RegulatoryPanda doesn't need a Mulligan. @girl_onthego @evilgalprods @sporkening @saalon http://t.co/V1o9IWlw