Nephew: "Can you give me a blue checkmark?" Me: "You're not famous." Nephew: "I'm famous to my family."

When you sleep for so long that even in your sleep you know you're oversleeping, but you're sleeping so you keep sleeping.

Lunchtime burrito /
I'll carry you in my purse /
homeward, to hot sauce.

#twaiku

I think @nick and @everydaydude are the sweetest old couple I've ever met.

Conversations with @winfield. pic.twitter.com/RYTqdeE9a9

Whatever, Words With Friends, SEXLORD should totally be a word.

Desired status: http://t.co/nSl62yth

I just barked at a room full of coworkers over Skype.

Sorry not sorry /cc: @heatherbeeby pic.twitter.com/DSsn0OZIRw

OH "Faves are like tiny kisses from the internet."

80's Lane (front and center) /cc @cg @logan @nicolesheikh @lenazun http://t.co/EK9pChRM

Good times with @cg http://t.co/J6hq2zrw

Just another reason to love the Activity feed (and @nekocase): http://t.co/ku11knx

When you start wondering how your snake plant might fare with a splash of wine, it's probably a good time to set down the wine glass.

OH: "Sounds like someone has a SEV0 of the heart."

Dear Mom photo booth with @nicolesheikh and @schauertime. pic.twitter.com/OaiNQTI3VV

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Fiona Apple's new album "The Idler Wheel..." is available for streaming in its entirety on NPR: http://t.co/wWWf9zr6

Portlandia ✈ Supportlandia

Stopped to pet a sidewalk cat who was squeaking at me. Sat still, closed my eyes and listened to wind chimes in the breeze. Thanks, kitty.