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Nephew: "Can you give me a blue checkmark?" Me: "You're not famous." Nephew: "I'm famous to my family."
When you sleep for so long that even in your sleep you know you're oversleeping, but you're sleeping so you keep sleeping.
Whatever, Words With Friends, SEXLORD should totally be a word.
I just barked at a room full of coworkers over Skype.
OH "Faves are like tiny kisses from the internet."
When you start wondering how your snake plant might fare with a splash of wine, it's probably a good time to set down the wine glass.
OH: "Sounds like someone has a SEV0 of the heart."
Portlandia ✈ Supportlandia
Stopped to pet a sidewalk cat who was squeaking at me. Sat still, closed my eyes and listened to wind chimes in the breeze. Thanks, kitty.