Curiosity (Mars) → Odyssey (Mars Orbit) → NASA (Earth) → Internet → Router (Brooklyn, NY) → WiFi → Laptop (bedroom). The future is now.

Fucking. Hilarious. Dude tells his 81-year-old dad that Twitter is a search engine. Results: http://t.co/wLJ9cgm (@oldmansearch)

JUSTIN BIEBER WITH STEVE BUSCEMI'S EYES!!!!!! http://t.co/qFEDYeN

Uninstalling dictator ... ██████████ 100% ... COMPLETE ... Reformatting ... █░░░░░░░░░░░░

Absolutely fascinating look into early iPhone prototypes: 1. http://t.co/oPDOtzkG 2. http://t.co/avtXz3J7

I h8 QR codes. http://t.co/BCqJpHh

Yes! Hipster bear traps. http://t.co/rgiX3Jq

this is incredible.  http://www.insertmeanywhere.biz/ 

Canipre, a company that specializes in suing individuals for downloading is using one of my pics w/o permission:  http://www.vice.com/read/canadian-copyright-canipre-images-without-permission …

Alright, Internet. Go to Google. Type "do a barrel roll." You know what to do next.

And Mother Nature said "Thou shalt not be slutty for Halloween." And it poured.

I WILL WALK YOUR DOG http://t.co/dEY2qou

Haha! Awesome—a real life recreation of Pixar's Up: http://t.co/Jm3qwIm

The @bbhbarn'ers gather for their weekly soup. Adorbs. #fridayblues http://t.co/5gAaRDG

Ugh i love this http://t.co/dHYlLWpb

SOMEONE FIND ME A GOOD FREELANCE DEV IN NYC please.

Seemingly awesome app @vyclone plays auto-producer, syncing and editing your friends' videos at the same events. http://t.co/LGLR1TTg

My God, the similarities between facebook & @daytum are even more obvious than I originally thought: http://t.co/0YE1baDN

Really cool: Tweets travel faster than quakes http://t.co/i7QbZ5e

NYC Earthquake Aftermath http://t.co/4Gnxshn