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Today I used duct tape on an actual duct. I feel... dirty. Also, I may have started an infinite recursion that will destroy the universe.
Just realized my new camera has a "food" setting, in which apparently face detection is disabled. Good to know no cannibal camera.
Drank coffee too eagerly. Now look like I've given a chocolate Teddy Graham an enthusiastic blowjob. Time for a new shirt and dignity.
All election forms should have an option "None of the above; go back, find a credible candidate".
These dogs chew on bull penises with such gusto that I'm almost scared to check their browser history.
I need a jar of honey, six golf balls, a walrus, garlic, marzipan, vodka and salt. Iodized, of course.
I am going to sleep. If you are not already in bed with a man, woman or farm animal, work on it and tell me the story tomorrow.
Feeling just loopy enough that I put "in accordance with prophecy" on all my financial predictions for next week's meetings.
Sitrep mammalia: Lagomorph released, nutrition & petting administered. Canids ambulated, ropes tugged. Hominid requires fermented grain.
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