Playing Day Z, the hardest game ever, not to be confused with Jay Z, the hardest ever in the game.

Bane joke

I don't think I have the attention spam for movies anymore. I already don't care a lot.

Someone should invent a Cologne that doesn't burn when you spray it on your penis

I had to quit smoking because my hands get so dry in the winter they're at-risk for wildfires.

If I died from diarrhea, nobody who knew me would be surprised. Myself included. There have been some close calls.

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"You had me at YOLO" -Jerry Swaguire

Just walked into a bar to see a fat dude in a speedo giving an old lady a lap dance. Awesome

#FF @comicbam @danithegeekgirl @adamgannon Akron Pizza Sluts Crew

I'll never understand why old dudes are totally cool with using the urinal right next to another dude when EVERY OTHER URINAL IS AVAILABLE

@billsquire: #ChangeBookTitlesToPoop A Streetcar Named Diarrhea

Skiddex Scary Skidmarks and Nice Logs http://t.co/8SkieBWw on #SoundCloud

So bragging about how far you ran. It's lame. There's a reason nobody ever made a super hero with the ability to jog at a comfortable pace.

Watching strange addictions on TLC. Dryer sheets must have a lot of calories.

Has anyone ever seen Macklemore and Donny Wahlberg in the same room together?

I love these adventure suburu comercials. more please.

@chris_clem @comicbam I miss browsing with Thugscape, Hozilla just isn't the same

@chris_clem @comicbam out of those things at  http://thug.com , why would anyone choose the "death" button?

The future  http://sdrv.ms/15NX9Ml