.@hankgreen:"Nyan Cat isn't even a real cat!" @kristinahorner: "Yeah, but he flies in space on a pop tart!" #p4a

Twist ending in Breaking Dawn: Voldemort shows up and kills Robert Pattinson again. CALLING IT NOW.

Me today: *stands in hotel room with door open* *guy walks by* "Oh, he's a cute guy." *does double-take* "Thaaaaaat's Hank Green."

CAN WE PLEASE REALIZE THAT WHAT WE LOOK LIKE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR PERSONALITIES OR THE QUALITY OF PEOPLE WE ARE. Please.

.@whompingwillows and @alexcarpenter are singing Baby One More Time to @melissaanelli. She looks terrified.

I JUST GOT MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER FOR DISNEY COLLEGE PROGRAM. I don't even know what's happening right now. Is this real?

*remembers there's no Once Upon a Time tonight* *grumbles about how there's no Once Upon a Time tonight*

Cory Matthews and Shawn Hunter are my BrOTP.

The Captiol: where everyone is Lady Gaga.

We had to stop jumping because we were gonna break the chandelier on the floor beneath us. #leakycon knows how to party.

BEST QUESTION I'VE EVER BEEN ASKED RT @paige661 @latuacantante17 how, exactly, do you poke your head into a cat? Curious mind wants to know.

Here's an idea: how about other people don't tell me how to feel. We'll get along much better that way.

You can not be saying things like this, guys. Considering only women with a specific body type as "real women" is DAMAGING to other women.

Happy 2nd birthday @figment! Tomorrow will be 2 years I've been with y'all, and you just get better! Congrats on an amazing site/community!

Whelp, it's official. I am a Disney Cast Member. I arrive in Orlando and January 22nd and leave on May 24th. =)

"I've had four open heart surgeries-" "Which one was your favorite?" I freaking love @mattmira.

"Darling, I don't know how to tell you this, but there's a Chinese family in our bathroom."

@maureenjohnson Do you want to play?

SleepyCon 2012. We all get Marauders' Map blankets that show where everyone is sleeping... except no because that's creepy.

How do you like that. Osama's death announced hours before the anniversary of Voldemort's death. Jo is sort of prophetic, huh? #orimanerd