@jesus_m_christ I really think you should follow @dapswebsite! #FollowDAPS

Fuck yes. I wanna like him but then he does stupid, desperate shit like that//“@augiemania: Steve-O is a fucking idiot.”

So glad Patrice is finally on!!! #SheenRoast

@badadvicenurse We have two chihuahuas. Nope, still not kinky.

LOL! Only in Mexico//“@gawker: Mexican Catches Real Fairy, Preserves It in Formaldehyde http://t.co/yjfFc0L”

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (aka @badadvicenurse is Making Us His Bitch)

TRUTH//“@badadvicenurse: You're not truely out of the city until you encounter a car with a confederate flag on it.”

@dapswebsite ...will always loooovvvvveee yooooooo...

No one can truly hold captive @badadvicenurse. No one.//“@gawker: Baboon Captured after Three Days in New Jersey http://t.co/1J8nBaY”

If there's no Bacon, it's no good!//“@gawker: Footloose: This Is What Happens When MTV Remakes a Classic http://t.co/wp7gcC2”

I don't have to be witty or charming because I simply retweet @dapswebsite on a regular basis. #FF them!

An instance where I'm ashamed to be from TX. It's happening more often//“@dapswebsite: Gay Marriage Vs. Cousin Marriage http://t.co/gzW3NcI”

Congrats!!//“@walkingdead_amc: Vote for #TheWalkingDead as the Best TV Drama of 2010. http://bit.ly/eHdaVR”