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one small step for man, one large pizza for you
my bed is the heavenliest place on earth
am i eligible for a handicap sticker as a nineteen year old girl who can't braid her own hair?
it's 2012 why do printers still sound like they're going to kill us
Emily: "HELLO, MOM. Can you see me!?"
Mom: "I'll see you when Laura's gone."
if i were any lazier i'd probably slip into a coma
There are two types of people in this world: those who get their milk bagged at grocery stores and those who don't.
I really miss Seth Cohen :'(
pee now or forever hold your pee
i don't think i can tell the difference between hunger and boredom anymore
yes Netflix I'm "still" watching the Vampire Diaries quit judging me
"People tell us who they are but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be."