"Laura, I will be as silent as those lambs in that movie silence of the lambs." - @xoxgomezxox

DAENERYS

one small step for man, one large pizza for you

my bed is the heavenliest place on earth

am i eligible for a handicap sticker as a nineteen year old girl who can't braid her own hair?

@karkawr @xoxgomezxox @jimyoung19 you're right, I should strive to be more like you guys, a rager and a board game flipper

paranormal blacktivity

it's 2012 why do printers still sound like they're going to kill us

Emily: "HELLO, MOM. Can you see me!?"
Mom: "I'll see you when Laura's gone."

if i were any lazier i'd probably slip into a coma

There are two types of people in this world: those who get their milk bagged at grocery stores and those who don't.

I really miss Seth Cohen :'(

"ITS NOTHING IT'S DEAD TO ME!" - @jimyoung19 talking about his nipple when I tried to touch it

@karkawr and i found more clamato juice and literally embraced, jumped and screamed with joy

pee now or forever hold your pee

i don't think i can tell the difference between hunger and boredom anymore

yes Netflix I'm "still" watching the Vampire Diaries quit judging me

"People tell us who they are but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be."

alright fb this is just pathetic pic.twitter.com/wAuTd8kb

(cornholio)