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I wrote about fictional guys who love reading. Cause I guess guys know how to read, too: http://hellogiggles.com/my-favorite-male-fictional-characters-who-love-reading … @hellogiggles
I see a pregnant lady. Should I rub the pregnant stranger's tum and see if the baby pops out and grants me wishes three?
Today I'm talkin how to deal with anger. There might be farting and spitting involved. http://hellogiggles.com/how-to-with-laura-how-to-deal-with-anger … via @hellogiggles
I like to carry my laptop from room to room like a pizza. But be warned! When you open it there is no pizza. Just more laptop.
For a book called The Hunger Games there was a surprising lack of pie eating contests.
"Do you work here?" "No, I just choose to mill about straightening items in random stores and sitting behind the register."
Barf and birthdays - together at last on a greeting card! THANK THE HEAVENS!!! http://www.tinykingdomprintshoppe.com/product/happy-barfday …
I ate the last gummy snack in the bag without knowing it was the last. I didn't have time to prepare. Oh. God. WHY DO THESE THINGS HAPPEN!?
How terrible that a bear can never pick his nose??
However hard you slam a phone into a receiver should be how hard the person on the other end gets hit in the face with said phone.
"Mom, I'm pooping!" How come it's okay when a little girl says it in a public bathroom but people get all mad when I say it in a pool? Lame.
I'm pretty sure a toilet with an 'Out of Order' sign on it is just a challenge.
I just threw out a salad. Pretty wasteful of me I guess but it was surrounding the bug I ordered for lunch.
I'm really glad I wasn't born one of those ugly naked cats. Cause I'd be checking myself out ALL THE TIME!!