40k words…almost the halfway point…this manuscript may get written yet.

@thebloggess Swans are the ultimate mean high school girls of the bird world.

@ccnomad @mattbloomfilms deserves so much credit for bringing the happy to Twitter today.

Writer's Tip: Always have your stuff backed up and available when you need it with @dropbox. 2GB account is free! http://db.tt/F1U9Gno

@bookavore You never have to wonder "does this book make my butt look big?" #booksarebetterthanpants

Check this out: one of the funniest lack-of-comma errors ever: http://is.gd/xgunBv

@buriedbybooks these are my brownies: http://www.torchsongsglassworks.com/2010/05/yet-another-recipe-instead-of-glass/

Have just ordered #GF pizza with spinach and roasted garlic from local spot. MMMMmmmmMmmmm #dinner

Waiting for the train pic.twitter.com/X8iey1B2jl

@addiecakesny @quirkyweirdo Just don't grow up. Solves ALL the problems.

@adamslisa I usually let it slide, but I did once tell a woman that I'd do it if she'd let me drive around her kinds unmedicated. No takers.

@shoshannaevers It is poison. Says so right on the can. "Contains phenylananine" @andrewtshaffer

@ccnomad LOL! Thanks! I need it.

@ccnomad @chrisfholm I'll bring you some of my homemade vanilla when I see you next :)

One sure-fire way to make me NOT buy your book: @ spam me with its description.

@irisblasi Oh, me, too.

Attention bacon lovers:  http://uncrate.com/stuff/baconkit/ 

@shannonstacey @jane_l I actually bought a pink toolkit bc I thought it would stop my husband from making off with my tools. Didn't work.

@wordlust Nope. If you're positive for that crap, you're IN the douchebag Olympics.

@ccnomad Thanks! I was tired of looking at my gray hair.