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Have now spilled/not picked up 3 diff types of nuts between my bed& the wall in case anyone was wondering what type of adult I am becoming
what is basketball
Imagine if instead of trying 2 seem productive/funny/interesting we all admitted w r wearing sweatpants rite now is that john lennons Vision
U gotta b hard u gotta b tough u gotta b stronger u gotta be cool u gotta b calm u gotta stay 2gether
america: why drink water whats the point o its good for u then why isnt there vitamins in it put vitamins in it ew tastes bad add sugar PERF
they're deleting aspergers from the DSM V now it's just called you suck at talking to people
i want to tweet 'forever' from kanye wests twitter rn and then i want to be kanye west and kill myself
get me on catfish i need the world to know that i'm just a dolphin with a lazer pointer on my head
No one believes you're actually allergic to gluten
Even if you're an UGLY -white- guy you STILL get to have sex with good looking girls and is why most half Asian people exist.
"i'm easy going and laid back" is code for "i'm so fucking boring i should just kill myself"
old ppl are gross
burning man and juggalo gathering should join together so evry1 can hit 2 birds w 1 stone this year
"everyone loves me and they can go fxk themselves" - the depressed narcissist