"The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best."

Really, is that what it shows pic.twitter.com/sJb4uFS0IV

John Kerry on beating jetlag: "I take an Ambien and listen to one of my own speeches on my iPod. I'm out in seconds."  http://mjm.ag/VTHeFW 

The reason Joe Biden is my favorite is that he gets shit done while also always looking like he is having SO MUCH FUN

German word of the day: Schlimmbesserung, an effort to make something better that actually makes things worse. (via @jamestweeting)

Meryl Streep watchin' a movie with Michelle Obama, wearin' an American flag dress. As you do. pic.twitter.com/tKxfa03P

I think we're just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie. pic.twitter.com/NNTZDfba

The looks that must have been on the @budweiser social team's faces when the lawyers told them they had to do this... pic.twitter.com/p6jNyDB7

This is what happens when you stack hundreds of photos of the same sky on top of each other.  http://npr.tumblr.com/post/46858448388/lookhigh-this-is-what-happens-when-you-stack … pic.twitter.com/QfTUU2QK1h

We've reached the point where more people search for "Tumblr" than for "blog":  http://bit.ly/VAo2go , pic.twitter.com/qviuKpBm

Woweewow RT @peretti: The SpaceJam website, untouched since 1996, is like an Internet time capsule http://bit.ly/1ONXk

"I want to look out one more time. I'll never see this again."  http://bit.ly/SrzsGd 

Taking photos of abandoned buildings should qualify as a sport in the next Hipster Olympics (you win gold if you use Instagram)

POTUS parkour at Petra. pic.twitter.com/IhNKFXPSCi

Vanity Fair asks Louis CK to fill out their Proust questionnaire; it goes about as well as you would expect.  http://vnty.fr/YVzZnD 

21 months later, the last @barackobama tweet of my tenure. It's been real.  https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/297099227560042496 …

"I Want You Back" + "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" =  http://bit.ly/ZlOeNc  (h/t @mary814)

The President told Pete Souza that this photo of him with Spider-Man is his favorite of 2012.  http://bit.ly/TKjOEa , pic.twitter.com/o9lk4CNO

reporters congratulating each other on twitter for new jobs dot tumblr

To get a gun in Japan, you have to attend an all-day class and pass a written test, which are held only once per month.  http://bit.ly/OwEPMN