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In other news, Sarah Palin got confused and brought peas to the Middle East
Gentlemen, it's boob job season. Be wary of girls who disappear for three weeks.
"An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way." - Charles Bukowski
Twitter makes me like people I’ve never met and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life
“In most of our human relationships, we spend much of our time reassuring one another that our costumes of identity are on straight.”
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
“Robbing a bank is an act of an amateur. True professionals found a bank.”
"We literally live in condensations of our imagination." - Terence McKenna
You are what you love, not what loves you.
When you say "u r" instead of "you are" I can only imagine which James Bond-esque tasks of nanosecond shaving importance you may be tackling
Keep in mind that by the time we all die it's likely our tombstones will be scrolling digital displays broadcasting our every single tweet
FYI Burger King's Rib Sandwich has 70 ingredients, none of which are Ribs, including a chemical used in yoga mats & the soles of shoes.
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