Apple has more cash on hand than the US government http://j.mp/pJxO5D

"You get what you pay for" - World's Chillest Man Reacts to Almost Being Assassinated by Hitman http://t.co/S7C3nae3

In other news, Sarah Palin got confused and brought peas to the Middle East

One of the best talks on being an entrepreneur EVER @jason http://bit.ly/bAeppX

Gentlemen, it's boob job season. Be wary of girls who disappear for three weeks.

Steve Jobs parting advice to Cook: "Don't ask what I would do. Don't ask what I would want. Just do what's right." http://t.co/aBOusvCb

Average color of New York City sky updated every 5 minutes http://nskyc.com/

"An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way." - Charles Bukowski

Twitter makes me like people I’ve never met and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life

“In most of our human relationships, we spend much of our time reassuring one another that our costumes of identity are on straight.”

What are some things that airline pilots won't tell you? Insightful responses on @quora http://t.co/smNMxK13

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

“Having an idea is not special; creating a network around that idea is the comparative advantage." - @quixotic #eSummitSF

“Robbing a bank is an act of an amateur. True professionals found a bank.”

"We literally live in condensations of our imagination." - Terence McKenna

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You are what you love, not what loves you.

When you say "u r" instead of "you are" I can only imagine which James Bond-esque tasks of nanosecond shaving importance you may be tackling

Keep in mind that by the time we all die it's likely our tombstones will be scrolling digital displays broadcasting our every single tweet

FYI Burger King's Rib Sandwich has 70 ingredients, none of which are Ribs, including a chemical used in yoga mats & the soles of shoes.