RT @whattheffacts: According to a recent research done on 16000 women, the more curvy a woman, the more intelligent she is < explains it all

I would put good money on betting that Sammi from Jersey Shore bought a lot of DEB clothes before she got money.

RT @omgfacts: Workplace bullying affects 25 to 30% of employees at some point during their careers < because of me & @jumpoff_myplant

RT @ratchetcentral: Oh Ronald http://t.co/dqdxv8XO < made me laugh way more than I should have

If you've never lived where it gets so dark that the trees glow with lightning bugs & the frogs sing you to sleep, you're missing out.

I give people in #Steelers clothing better treatment. #sorryimnotsorry

Alone in the store & "i will alway love you" came on...don't think you need to think hard to guess how it went down 🎶🎶🎶🎶 #americanidol

2:30 am.... Should be sleeping but can't quit talking to cuteface. Meh won't even regret it a bit tomorrow.

@kayla_wiley88 I hope to speak with a divine southern accent all day tomorrow to my customers. I'll ask them to follow you, using my charm

@heatherbreeann7 meanwhile back in the hotel, Troy is deep conditioning his hair & watching Love & Other Drugs on HBO... #ilovetroy!

@heatherbreeann7 $5 says he's already had 8 shots, 6 beers, sang on the bar & gotten 2 girls pregnant. #welovebigben

@jessdawn07 I can't believe you just told that to everyone on twitter *in the voice*. How have we not synced those up by now tho btw?

@jessdawn07 well you'll probably still be in bed doing something...But maybe not hairy legs McGee! ☝< that's my finger in your face tellin u

@heatherbreeann7 we can't keep doing that and just saying it was a "treat" day & making up names for it. Hahah

@jessdawn07 @heatherbreeann7 I can't believe I have to open an ice cream store in 10 hours. You two bitches will still be sleeping.

@jessdawn07 @heatherbreeann7 Chicken nuggets taste like loneliness!

@jessdawn07 @heatherbreeann7 and right when I go back to the white boys Jessica!

@jessdawn07 @heatherbreeann7 the whole idea that one of us got ass juice on a pillow & got pink eye over it is pretty funny. I won't lie

@jessdawn07 haha I love my beautiful Jessica! So Friday 11-8, Saturday 5-11:30 & me always being single cause I can't go on dates #gotitboss

@heatherbreeann7 mcd's serves breakfast till 11 on the weekend, so I couldn't get chicken nuggets. Why can't I ever get exactly what I want?