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Still waiting to hear back from MTV about my show pitch, "30 and not pregnant."
Ran into my high school boyfriend's mom at CVS and she grabbed me and cried so I guess his life is going really well.
It's hard for me have sex without playing the opening scene of 'Look who's Talking' over and over in my head
Just cruising around Home Depot looking for a husband.
If I find out someone doesn't like me, they become the most fascinating person in the world to me.
I love candles because they smell so good and there is always a chance my cat will catch on fire.
The new Daft Punk reminds me of the time in high school when I smoked a giant blunt, threw up and slept on my parents bedroom floor.
HEY CHRIS HEMSWORTH I PAYED $4.95 FOR RED DAWN PLEASE MAIL ME $4.95
My coke nail is for cheese curl crumbs.
Ain't nobody got time for Valentine's Day.
The worst part of having the flu is running out of breath halfway through your sandwich.
My mom writes "from mom" at the end of all her texts.
I'm not watching The Golden Globes because I'm a strong, independent woman who cannot afford cable.
As soon as my bank account isn't in overdraft I'm ordering this book by @kellyoxford http://amazon.com/Everything-Perfect-When-Youre-Liar/dp/0062102222/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1357684625&sr=8-1&keywords=everything+is+perfect+when+you%27re+a+liar … …
Patty's haircut is the reason My So-Called Life got cancelled.
Just voted for Obama cuz I enjoy owning my ovaries.
Remember that Buffalo Tom song that played when Jordan Catalano held Angela's hand in the hall. I call dibs on it for my wedding.
1.Just started Breaking Bad and am having panic attack.2.Jesse with liquid cover up on his bubble black eye is the best thing I've ever seen
She's always covered in cat hair but there's something about her.