A ham sandwich in the middle of a donut. #wisdom @hausofian

I just scrolled through Vine and I am so confused what's happening @hausofian @lennonlover1222 @lissaneda @skellz95 @ohmyfixler ??!?!?dfsga

#TalkLikeYourBestFriend THESE HOES ARE RATCHET AF. @hausofian

@lawlr3n: The logical thing to do while you wait for food to cook is to eat more food, obviously

"Bread makes you fat" is probably one of the most upsetting facts of life

"Yeah we don't eat until we're full, we eat until we hate ourselves" @hausofian explaining our friend group

DREAM TEAM ✌ @hausofian: "The only reason we are gonna stop drinking is if we run out." and that we did @lawlr3n #gous #ow #whatissleep”

#TWERKTEAM  http://vine.co/v/bdPzMUhYOrn 

"I hate everyone. Someone get me Oreos." - @hausofian pretending to be @ellamosco <3

A batch of cookies each and @itsshangela on Glee with @hausofian. #PERFECT

The Tarrytown Halloween Parade just fucked me and @hausofian over so hard.

"I feel like I should be doing heroin when I listen to this song." - @hausofian

@hausofian we're fucking awesome let's just leave it at that

Everyone go search "completely wrong" in Google Images

@hausofian #CHRIS #NICK

Me: "Should we go outside?"
@hausofian: "Like....*points to window* to the world...?" #ourlives #foreveralone

SHOUTOUT TO IAN FOR RUNNIN' DAT RED LIGHT #udabestdriverikno #norllyurock

FUCKING APPLE JUICE OMG. #bestideaoftheweek @hausofian

That awkward moment when @hausofian doesn't wear makeup and can apply eyeliner better than I can...

@hausofian You sure it's not a Yankees shot glass? ;)