On a scale of one to lost i'm on an adventure.

"holy shift! Look at the asymptote on that mother function!"

SPONGEBOB IS PATCH.

You can't only be nice to people when they're pretty or happy or you like them. You need to be nice when they disappoint you sometimes too.

There is sometTHERE IS SOMETHING LIVING IN THE HEATER. What if it's a squirrel? What if it eats my eyeballs in my sleep?

There's so much humanity in the love of trees.

"Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” #fuckyeahmarktwain

I've been awake 24 hours. One more for sunrise can't make me feel any worse.

"It's only because I love [@knosoup42]. Or because he crushed my lungs the other day" -13SCHWBE

"is there anything else that might get hot that I should know about" --13GATEMA. <33

@maryjetamie @digdag88 @yela uhh...iloveyoukthxbye.

got tipsy and hiked up a mountain to look out at the lights over the bay and talk about life, then came home and ate nutella #lifesgood

MIKA dance party alone in my underwear. #highschool #life

The worst thing you can wish on a person is that no music consoles them.

tzvetie told me that I'm that water droplet that picks up everything in its path but also leaves a little bit of itself everywhere it goes.

I'm tired of these anonymous accounts. Guys if you can't say it yourselves, on the internet, you probably shouldn't be saying it at all.

"The loin king!" -@bwhopen #disneymoviesaspornos

@raemadeline. I think it makes both of us Cady. You for being good at math and me for almost being stupid. You're totally a Cady.

I wish i could develop my love of arab culture without worrying homeland security.

@heyolive. I HOPE YOU MEAN THE TV SHOW. PLEASE MEAN THE TV SHOW.