#protip for aspiring US Senators: reading Miranda to a prisoner isn't what gives them the rights. The constitution does.

There's no point in regulating guns because people would find away around it. Voter ID is a miracle panacea, however.

My neighbor explains who will have the last word. #voteno  http://twitpic.com/bakm0y 

I think we need a law that grants a right of first refusal for the sale of a debt to the debtor.

I wouldn't steal a car, no. But I sure as hell would non-destructively duplicate a car!

"There's always bitcoins on the banana stand hard drive." Alt-Future Arrested Development

I have news for Gingrich: judges already explain their decisions. In writing. In public. Anyone can read them.

Hope to hear more about how dicks and vaginas are so perfect for each other we need the government to intervene so we get it right.

Dick Clark's Mayan Apocalypse Rockin' Eve

[celebrity] [observation] #hashtag

Reminder: Minnesota is celebrating its last Mothers' Day because the gays.

Fuck you I mourn by contemplating policy improvements.

Tuesday, heterosexuals will decide gay people's marital rights & people w/IDs will decide voting rights for the IDless. #empathyreferendum

Since we're enjoying Canada's weather, can we also get their gay marriage and healthcare?

Imagine how awesome Pi Day was in 1592. 🎊

Conservatives DEMANDED in 2011 that MN spend 2 years contemplating gay marriage. That MN is on the verge now of legalizing it is pure karma.

Judging by the Paterno- and football-worshipping responses, Penn State is determined not to learn the right lessons from NCAA sanctions.

"This news is certainly interesting. I wonder what idiots have to say about it?" -me before heading to the comments.

Fewer than 2/3 2011 law school graduates managed to make it into the profession they spent 3 years (and mortgaged their future) to enter.

This fall, heterosexuals will decide gay people's marital rights & people w/IDs will decide voting rights for the IDless. #empathyreferendum