odd future wolf gang kill tim allen

snopes dogg is the only rapper who tells u the truth about urban legends, folklore, myths, rumors and misinformation

weed (please fav and rt)

im a tween*


(*tween means teens who are actually in their twenties)

if i died would you unfollow me

home alone 2 but the traps macaloly culkin makes are the same as the traps in the first two saw movies

ann romney secretly glad mitt lost because she wont have to move into a smaller house in january

how did i bake such a delicious cake? butter, sugar, flour, eggs.. and a secret ingredient. the secret ingredient is clinical depression

i wish i could take a 'mental health day' from existence

my furby is slowly but surely becoming a 'major player' in his town's psychobilly scene

bring me wendys and jack me off while i eat wendys

"where are they!" batman yells at the joker in the interrogation room. "where are the primo jack off spots!" he slams the joker into a wall

my moms favorite movie series is the saw series so i created my own traps that shes gonna wake up in tomorrow i love u mom happy mothrs day

im going to improve my life in 2013 by only eating like fruit and nuts and crying like 3-4 times every day

do u think theyve smoked weed in space. do u think they call him buzz aldrin b/c he lked to get really buzzed on pot smoke in space

the truth is that if you dont smoke cigarettes, you will literally never die. you will live forever

are you familiar with the tyler the creator aka the 'based god'?

shoes that leave a footprint that says “atheist”

#PerksOfDatingMe ill call u 'gay' and call everything u like 'gay'

if you think about it ,literally everything u do, even things that seem totally harmless to u, might be hurting someone right now