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I guess Tebow is the most famous white Bronco since OJ's truck.
Sex is when we masturbate to each others AVI's at the same time, right?
Do we really need $300 Air Jordan's? Who the fuck buys that shit? Probably people on welfare, right?
god it's so painful when something that's so close is still so far out of reach
Here's the deal. Leave me, the fuck alone.
Why is it that, the people that have a voice that best suits a Muppet, insist on talking non-stop?
I'm letting my taint beard fill in.
That boy's all hat and no cattle.
I simply do not use other people's desk phones because I don't want syphilis.
If I wasn't so hung the fuck over, I'd probably be drinking.
What the hell is a "home phone"?
The difference between a g-string and a thong can technically be up to 75 pounds.
Hmmm, so you have braces. How about you eat this box of crayons, then we'll talk about bj's.