being an adult sucks balls.

@cycloneupdate trees, sheets of metal and power lines down in the Mundingburra area of Townsville.

if people are so crazy about watching 3D shit, why not just go see a fucking play?

if my mouth was a woman, I'd punch her in the dick. but it's a mouth, so I'm doing drugs instead. this is th http://t.co/dSkLtcXY

"fleetwood" would be the best name for a dildo courier company. this is now plan b.

@cliffalus community-work-at-a-mourge-because-you're-naughty-Lindsay-Lohan-fame, plz.

"dead was the gift that kept on giving. dead, like diamonds, was forever" -Stephen King, 'Song of Susannah'

I didn't think the new Hannibal show was gonna be good, but then people were all "it's so good", so then I watched it. and it's SO GOOD.

everyone's going on about how good Community is but no one recognises the CONSISTENT BRILLIANCE of Cougar Town.

nothing excites me more than a viewer discretion warning.

somehow a friend convinced me that the best thing for my photography would be to fake a gay wedding and take photos, using my bf as a groom.

I really hate the term "hump day". I thought it was gonna be loads of humping, but noooo.

@cloudwatcheruno an aussie movie called "Undead". it's so good! http://t.co/82qOvsrr

@azz_from_oz lol, no! the original to all horror movies is not always asian! this is I Spit On Your Grave, not the motherfucking Grudge.

have you ever been hiiiiiigh as fuck? http://t.co/cV9wOKj1 via @youtube

the kid next door reckons he caught a 67m "king salmon" and it only took him 5mins to reel in. sounds legit.

they circled an ad for an aqaurium for sale! man, i want an aquarium. we're connected. WOAH.

"adoption" and "abduction" are eerily similar words.

trying to organise your itunes library is like stabbing yourself in the eye and then repeating that over and over until your arms hurt.

I hate those photos on facebook of people who are traveling abroad. their faces are always so smarmy, like "ooh look at me i'm cultured"