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My new favorite neologism: keming (n.) - bad kerning
I used to be fertile like you, then I took an aspirin between the knees.
We have a Monday. Repeat, we have a Monday. This is not a drill. Please evacuate all beds and report to emergency caffeine stations.
NBC calls the election for President Obama. Nate Silver smiles mysteriously and returns to his home planet in a flash of light.
Guy behind us at the John Waters show bitching loudly about opening act Kimiya Dawson's "disgusting" lyrics. He may be at the wrong show.
Obama: "Bin Laden's dead." *drops mic, walks off* #DebateOpeningStatements
Sometimes I want to film a cat dressed as Psy doing the Harlem Shake so the entire Internet will implode upon itself & I can get stuff done.
Theory: The "simpler times" were simpler because we were able to (willfully) ignore parts of reality. e.g. women, queers, climate change.
I like my coffee like I like my humor: dark, with subtle classist overtones.
The storm this weekend is called Nemo. Because apparently we're getting 20,000 leagues of snow.
Wow. George Lucas is giving 100% of his Disney buyout money to charity. http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/11/george_lucas_is_giving_all_4_billion_of_his_disney.php … SERIOUSLY boss move.
Professional geek. Semi-professional musician & actress. Amateur human. Webmaster of Improbable Research. I am The Master Computer in 2010: Our Hideous Future.