Google Streetview pics of a dude aiming a gun at the Google mobile. Pure Michigan.
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I just read Locke & Key 1-6 and I'm pretty sure Bode would own Carl from Walking Dead in almost any situation. #knockknock

So @onetoughnerd, you really can't be a bully and a nerd at the same time. Also never heard of a nerd who wanted to destroy schoolteachers.

Fact: the worst part of every video game is the underwater level.

Everyone was so afraid of those union thugs! You know, kindergarten teachers, nurses, social workers ... #savemi

I know Satan is real because banana Laffy Taffys.

Dear Fox News, could you please run a story explaining what Snopes.com is? Then maybe my father-in-law would stop forwarding me chain email.

I got 99 theses and a Pope ain't one. #lutheranraps

Been using Git for nearly 2 years and the only pain point I still have is dealing with merging Visual Studio projects & service refs.

I missed the Artprize top ten announcement ... did the Gerald R. Ford on the crucifix make it in?

I am SUPER excited in anticipation of the rap lyrics that will spawn from today's Glenn Rice/Sarah Palin revelation.

Next weekend I'll be in Indianapolis, the jewel of the Midwest. Give or take 6 other cities.

Doing pre-summer yardwork, can see my breath. #puremichigan

Not sure if he lost a bet or what but I just saw a guy driving a convertible PT Cruiser.

The only rational response to Michigan's performance tonight is demonstrated in @allisonmetzrich's Twitter feed.

After a long weekend at a hotel with a water park there's nothing like a prophylactic application of tough actin'® Tinactin®.

@daveshumka “Exeunt Gravy and Turkey.”

@rare_basement @dudehugs Holy mother loving sheet (shit) one of my favorite songs.

Today in stupidity - Michigan schools closed due to end of world:  http://fenton.patch.com/articles/reports-say-all-genesee-county-schools-canceled-classes-activities-thursday-and-friday … #puremichigan

We can put a man on the moon but now we can’t put a man on the moon.