"@uberfacts: Eating cheese before going to bed can help improve sleep quality." eating cheese anytime can improve life quality! #mmmcheese

aw shit my teacher has a lazy eye & I can't tell if he's looking at me

LET ME VOMIT WHILE EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT WHAT THEIR BOYFRIENDS GOT THEM

he's got the gift of one liners, & I've got the curse of curves.

picture baby jesus... with abs.

expectations only lead to disappointment..

someone just asked me to chill. I said no bc I have a boyfriend, but I really said no bc he has a text signature

I'm not tweeting SHIT about Christmas today. hahaha. F YOU CORPORATE AMERICA. AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH..... oh... wait......

@alaskanthndrfck I'VE BEEN HAVING WET DREAMS EVERY NIGHT FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS BC I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE @adventuredub THIS WEEKEND

go follow @thatplurlife if you really bout #thatplurlife!!! #plur #peace #love #unity #respect

I'd rather take an unkempt skater over a douchey bro anyday of the week

"@uberfacts: The average Facebook user receives 82 notifications everyday." wow i feel lame

i just got up from bed to get my book, then i got distracted & now i'm back in bed with no book so that papers just gonna have to wait

WARNING: smell water bottles before drinking them...... or tint your vodka..... or just don't put vodka in a water bottle.... yeah

no psychology in Thursdays for me

the bags under my eyes are designer~

"@uberfacts: Oral sex was illegal in Canada until the year 1969." giggity

oh btw shout out to @ardantylar3 for being cool af & helping a sista out in a time in need. #muchlove

why the #phuck is @krisjennar on a lube commercial

i'm so tempted to go to new orleans this weekend..