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growing a dick just so you can suck it.
love it when people use the phrase "butt-hurt"
i'll make out with anybody as long as there's no carbs.
leaking out of all of my holes at once is kinda my thing.
just saw a baby squirrel crawl inside this tree's vagina.
nature is gross.
if i was deaf and blind this party would be so fun.
can we just have one day without cheese?
i bet the first person who discovered pizza cried a lot.
i'm not yelling at you, i'm just loving you loudly.
my level of excitement for anything in life depends on if there's pizza involved.
goddamn, i love a good walker.
my main problem in life is that i don't want to get up.
i'm the lazy asshole who takes the elevator for one flight of stairs.
some penises are so big it feels like they could poke your heart.
how do i get rid of these ugly people in the top left corner of every Wikipedia page i go to?
don't worry guys, there's somebody out there that wants to fuck you unconscious.