yo dawg i heard you like apps so we put an app in your app so you can spend money while you spend money.

I'm watching an advertisement on YouTube so that I can watch an advertisement on YouTube. These are end times. #SuperBowl2013

The thing about walking in SF is that all sequential destinations are two miles apart and require a pleasant stroll through the Tenderloin.

As the amount of time spent working on a software project approaches infinity, perceived quality of every technical decision approaches zero

@jorgeo "my other computer is a data center" - a Google sticker

Why are software development task estimations regularly off by a factor of 2-3? http://t.co/LcBVdhsb (I used to *love* http://t.co/SbSgy5K7)

"It’s better to collect small nuggets of data from massive audiences." - @rakeshlobster on Google and Zagat http://t.co/bHjVCIk via @ninakix

Pro tip: Be sure to keep enough water in the Christmas tree stand, since it acts as a moat and prevents your baby spiders from crawling out.

"Your market is not TechCrunch readers and Mark Zuckerberg does not want to eat vegetable tempura rolls with you." -  http://philosophically.com/dont-launch-your-product …

When you google the text of a mysterious error message and all the results are various SVN mirrors of the Erlang source file that threw it.

OH: Well, there's a lot of ice cream places nearby. What sort of ice cream do you want? #OnlyInNYC

Etiquette Proposal: If you post a lazyweet requesting crowdsourced information, it is polite to also tweet a summary of results.

"People say that computers are like cocaine. Well, everything is like cocaine, that's why you *like* things." - Matthew Ritchie at #7on7htc

"[Facebook] friends, they're less important than [Flickr] photos, really." - @harper on data his & @errafael's project might randomly delete

So are we sure that the Egyptians were worshipping the cats as gods and not just stapling captions to them? "This is the god Ceiling Cat..."

No sleep 'til `git push`.

That time of night when I want to make a new Pinterest board called "nesting" and then spend hours collecting twigs and bits of string.

Pro tip: Try not to discover your Christmas tree spiders immediately after they hatch; they'll put up less of a fight when starved to death.

Pro tip: When shopping for a Christmas tree, only buy those with spider eggs from species that can't spin webs without adequate nourishment.

"The web is behind glass. You can look but you can't touch." @codybrown & @kraykray want your fingerprints on the web: http://t.co/g5g6ZjY7