@dr_bang_bang I know AND love you!

@iscoff at the very least, you'll save yourself some peanut butter. There are starving kids with w/allergies just waiting for anaphylaxis.

@iscoff try looping that part of The Matrix where Neo gets him mouth sealed shut. That outta do it.

@iscoff hmmm "lunch" must mean something different in Canadian.

@iscoff I just ate a Subway sandwich of satisfactory length, so I'm all good! Chips too! Jalapeños make me Holla!

“@unclegrambo: RT if you think Damore should be on Twitter. #damore #retrobuzz” Damizz!

@iscoff "For $15 you can stay for 8 minutes and have a pint. Trust us, it's a blowout bargain!"

@iscoff also, here. Jam this fish in your ear. Trust me.

@iscoff that's because you should always bring one with you wherever you go!

@iscoff Christmas in May, bitch. The Holy Spirit will beat the garlic breath right out of you! How sweet!

@iscoff you should avoid Testa-Mints. Talk about your judgy accoutrements! http://t.co/gIopFr2h

@iscoff um there are no federal agents here. Nope. We aren't listening to anything about drug mules. Nope. Juuuuust regular old mules.

@iscoff don't forget the ones full of heroin up your bum!

@tylercoates in midtown. Same place I saw your doppelgänger today.

#OWS this won't end well.

#ff @staceynightmare because if you don't follow her, she WILL follow you (and not just on Twitter) @iamthehighlife well, duh.

@iscoff Nah. Coffee and a flogging will do.

Why does the Statue of Liberty have a Twitter? I imagine if she tried to tweet it would come out, "G#%G1S&U**%2b." She has man hands.