Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Pretty good day for Michael's, though.
REBECCA TRAISTER!!!!!!!!! This is amazing. I Don't Fucking Care If You Like It http://www.newrepublic.com/article/118735/problem-esquires-praise-42-year-old-women-amy-poehler … via @tnr
Dream of the days before you knew Nine West was basic.
I got 99 problems and Mitchell in Kim Kardashian Hollywood is like eight of them.
I do like ads that imply women who reject men's advances are bad people!
Most inscrutable infomercial line ever: "Unlike other bras, the Milana bra is different."
The World Cup is really highlighting the fact that almost no one I follow on Twitter has a job.
Most House Hunters intros could be subbed out for "So-and-So is a basic bitch. Her wish list? Granite countertops."
In retrospect, Jon Gosselin's dead voice on "we're in this together" in the Jon & Kate Plus 8 opener should have tipped us all off.
"No, it doesn't matter if our Brittany Murphy looks anything like her, but our Ashton Kutcher needs to be a DEAD RINGER." -Lifetime, I guess
What's your end game, people who post lyric videos on YouTube?
"Think Scott Speedman" - something I just typed into a pitch in 2014, because if no one else will revive his career, I'LL JUST DO IT MYSELF.
Women born in the early-mid 80s, we should be doing more with the fact that we all know the words to "Part of Your World."
"These cymbal stands are not period-appropriate." - My dad watching Inside Llewyn Davis
We get it, you hate women.
Hey bartenders with old-timey mustaches: you realize your facial hair is the faux-speakeasy version of pieces of flair, right?
It's pronounced Lie-lah. TV and feature writer (currently @MTVAwkward). @UCBTheatreNY forever. Girl shit.