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Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of cock
cos Jill's a fucking tranny.
so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of cock
cos Jill's a fucking tranny.
"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."..."How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."
I "do" care about nature that's why I'm using the same condom over & over again... Imagine how many rubber trees I've save?
Are you saying that I can't steal somebody's star like stealing crops from other farms in facebook??? Damn!!!
Let's pause for a moment of silence for the millions of sperm cells who lost their lives in the "Charmin Battle"
Do you get a little insulted when the person sitting next to you gets up and changes seats? Well I do, esp. when I'm about to cum
I dunno if the saying "love begins at 40" has something to do w/ erectile dysfunction...if in case, I still have 12.07866035440 yrs left
I'm not a misanthrope,I just don't trust people at all
"Hey Lady,get out of my lawn! motherf... lower, oh grandma how's the plants?"
"Hey Lady,get out of my lawn! motherf... lower, oh grandma how's the plants?"
Is this hand makes my dick smaller or my dick makes my hand bigger? Either way one is getting smaller
See my hands?notice the well defined muscles? well, I owe it to the new exercise fad called "twitter" try it & see the difference
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