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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that.
There is always some truth behind:"I'm just kidding", knowledge behind:"I don't know", emotion behind:"I don't care" & pain behind "its ok"
Anyone who posts that its 'Jersday' is a douche. #fact
Even OJ thinks that verdict is ridics...
Unfortunately to some people forgiveness means you can keep on hurting.
The dumber they are the louder they speak.
No bigger turn on than a man that won't take the first move- said no woman ever.
With teeth like that she could eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence
If you have to ask a woman if it was good, it wasn't.
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
Its "before" not "b4". you speak English. Not bingo.
ENOUGH WITH THE SEINFELD RERUNS ALREADY!
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The best part about being single is never having to shave.