My biggest sexual fantasy is that someone busts in when I'm singing in the shower and yells "girl, where you been hiding that voice?"

Ladies: Anne Hathaway is a feminist and she has amazing teeth. Let's save our bad attitudes for the ones who aren't advancing the cause.

Guys warning girls not to fall in love with them is so truly douchey that it should have a higher success rate

I watched Beyonce Bowl and think we should put a picture of her at the top of the Wikipedia page for "women"

I hardly drink, don't do drugs. My major vice is reading the "personal life" section of Wikipedia entries til' I'm doused in despair.

Wish I could get in a huge pile with everyone who feels emotional from the season finale & we could tickle each other's arms & drift off

It's a bummer when you really like a song then find out it's by Chris Brown

If Romney seemed more alert last night it's only because he gets to sit around all day having his hair did and Obama is busy being PRESIDENT

Even those with mad counter-cultural swagger are not immune to adding a ":)" to the end of a text that they're scared will offend someone.

My rabid jealousy is directed towards thin couples in loose clothes eating rich foods on stoops. Towards them and only them.

Obviously I voted for Romney. I hope everyone has a nice day.

When I first wake up I look either like a baby dinosaur or a 37 year old woman on trial for killing her 99 year old husband.

Judging by how much she's helped me thus far, Taylor Swift is going to write the song that finally gets me comfortable with death.

Hell hath no fury like a woman who has accidentally napped.

I want to same-sex marry Obama

Today I am giving a new meaning to the phrase sleeping around by just sort of falling asleep a bunch of different places

So @girlshbo is officially returning in January 2013. We are excited to introduce you to some new "concepts." Right @campsucks @juddapatow ?

I'm a little worried about me because I am still rooting for Eminem and Kim

My worst travel nightmare is to be befriended by a Bohemian couple looking for adventure

"Dress like you're in charge of your shit then open your mouth and blow everybody's mind because you are a punk and you say crazy stuff."