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28 NASCAR fans were injured yesterday after a 10 car wreck during the race. Those 28 people were so close to becoming Redneck martyrs.
All this talk about gun control is making us forget about...COCK CONTROL! *rips sweats off, dances around the office, awaits unemployment*
Already broke my resolution of dressing less like Meg Ryan. :(
I like my chefs fat, my punk rockers skinny, and my girlfriends imaginary.