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OH "I want to spend an evening doing laundry and admiring cats. Possibly even petting cats, if they're willing. " LOLz
I opened a ticket at work about having a pizza party. It's marked critical.
Explore Cassandra + page cache + inotify http://david415.wordpress.com/2010/09/03/cassandra-data-storage-performance-tool/
MySQL insanity and Numa Architecture: http://jcole.us/blog/archives/2010/09/28/mysql-swap-insanity-and-the-numa-architecture/
fearlessly seek diverse ship its
OH "Be first. Get it wrong"
OH "I'm 99% sure it's not cassandra" #occupycassandra
I work @ twitter, and I'm magic. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i want a unicorn and glitter. lots of glitter.