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House Rule:
Person with empty Vodka glass has right of way to kitchen counter over person doing dishes.
Person with empty Vodka glass has right of way to kitchen counter over person doing dishes.
Tiger is a multi-millionare, yet he is stupid enough to call his wife and girlfriends from the same cell phone.
Oh wait I've said too much.
Oh wait I've said too much.
Wife: "What's Twitter?"
Me: "It's like a bunch of drunk people sitting around in a bar. Except, they don't have to drive anywhere."
Me: "It's like a bunch of drunk people sitting around in a bar. Except, they don't have to drive anywhere."
Referee: "1st down"
Me yelling at the TV: "That's not a first down"
Announcer: "2nd and one"
Wife: "They don't hardly ever listen to you"
Me yelling at the TV: "That's not a first down"
Announcer: "2nd and one"
Wife: "They don't hardly ever listen to you"
I don't want to say the rain over the next 24 hours is going to be epic, but driving to work I saw animals lining up two by two.
I have a Twitter meeting at 1.
By Twitter meeting, I mean so filled with dumbasses it is a Twitter gold mine.
By Twitter meeting, I mean so filled with dumbasses it is a Twitter gold mine.
Pro tip: If you are a golfer and you cheat on your wife, a golf club is perfectly suitable for BEATING YOUR ASS.
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