I naturally select you

no government in Greece? Lucky buggers, anarchy at last!

ive no idea if you are speaking to me, but you are speaking to me.

smile.. because bearing teeth brings peace.

if i show you my eyes, will you listen?

at a certain age women become invisible.How cool is that?

a murder of bananas

short is sweet

what to do if you're a misanthropic INTP antisocial? Open a Twitter acc of course.

floated through the festival in my new long vintage fairy gypsy skirt, that actually fitted my arse, inspite of thinking no waay!

when i grow up i wanna be a rhino, so i can stab people with my nose.

they could direct me underground.. but , rarely overground.. Londoners .. tsk

sex is essential. How have i survived the last 10 years?

so, i ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran a bath.. damned internet. :P

such fun being an irritating ray of sunshine around people with hangovers.... out partying while i work...bastards.

#seafoodsongs salmon me the way to go home

let me lick your face off

What's all this not giving a shit nonsense?

I hope you die of constipation.

the time has come,the fairy said,to cry your blood red tears

as if one can live as one really isn't