Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Why does the church repel the people who need Jesus? Seriously we're asking that at a school that kicks people out for sex? #chapeltweet
BOX guy tried to let me go first in line and I was like aw hell no you're not stealing that from us too #selflast
Happy Oceanic Flight 815 crash day everyone!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, "WAWAWAWAWAWA" #dubstepxmas
“Welcome to Tropical Smoothie. What can I get you?”
“Yes I would like the super-flayboyant-embarrassing-baby-name smoothie.”
Happy mother’s day to all the hot mamas of Delta Nu.
Are ALL the hot girls in Delta Nu?
"We are really thankful for our kickers for scoring 15 of our 21 points." - no one on Alabama
It's a $38 dollar fine for driving across the front lawn, in case anyone was wondering. #chapeltweet
I forget the verse that says "God hates sin so make sure you're complete douchebags to sinners 24/7." #wbc
WOW JUST GOT A FREE DRINK FROM TACO BELL FOR TAKING SO LONG WITH MY ORDER. TWO FREE DRINKS IN ONE DAY AM I A KING????
Pregnant prof told us that we don't know what it's like to have someone kicking you from inside but I've eaten Taco Bell so I have an idea.
FOR TRAVIS HELTON AND HIS VOLLEYBALL TEAM THEY WILL SERVE THE LORD
This one time some OBU guy was like "Let me give you a kiss" and I was like "No way man." #chapeltweet
Who won the MLS Caucasian Player of the Year award? Can’t find a link anywhere
Text "Kiss her!" to (615) 739-7808 please.
Whoa. Arkansas' bowl game fell on #dontcarefriday. Odd...
Someone tweet "Can't wait for the new Nickleback album!" on someone else's account so everyone will hate them.
Researching American and MLS Goalkeepers so you don't have to. Top 100 American Goalkeepers ::: Goals Saved Above Replacement ::: @soccerovethere contributor