Technically LeBron brought a championship to Miami tonight.

People don't give Dax Shepard nearly enough credit for how good he is on Parenthood.

This just happened. @azizansari meets #honeybooboo at @jimmykimmel. pic.twitter.com/WkNxBkxy

Seinfeld's new online series looks cool: http://t.co/ld2n6RZ4 OR you could just watch @adampally's: http://t.co/xfOvLwRU

Every time Pete Carroll smiles a puppy is abandoned

I would pay good money to see what just happened behind the scenes between ESPN producers and Stanford PR between those 2 Shaw interviews

"Yeah but we have Pujols for NINE more years!" - no Angels fan right now

Ladies, if your husband or BF was a diehard Laker fan and now "loves" the Clippers, he will eventually dump you for a younger, hotter woman.

I can't wait to see Safe House**
**in September on a plane when my iPhone battery runs out and I have no magazines to read.

What can you say? Kentucky is the best team money can buy. #toosoon?

The Stanley Cup Champions @lakings (I LOVE writing that) will be on @jimmykimmel tonight!!!!

Don't feel bad for Melissa McCarthy. She already won the #Emmy for that role.

I strongly urge everyone to watch @jimmykimmel tonight for a touching tribute to #UncleFrank. You will cry.

Women of Earth: I hope you don't fall for the "tonight might be our last night on Earth" line at bars/clubs tonight. #rapture

Others have joked but I think it is getting to the point where it may be true...did HFPA fire Gervais midway through the show??

There is a very good possibility that neither LA basketball team will win another game in the playoffs after today.

After tonight, if you apply for a job at the firm I work at and I see that you went to Penn St in 2011, figure I will pass on hiring you.

RT @shackett: I will donate $1 to Redcross.org for every person who retweets this message #japan #prayforjapan #tsunami Text Red Cross 90999

My new definition of torture would be watching a live event on TV without having access to twitter.

Not sure why everyone is bitching about NBC tape delaying the Olympics. I'm up $200 wagering against my kid every night.