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If God really is on Tebow's side, it's too bad he (the latter) isn't a cancer researcher. Or a world hunger solver. Or anything else really.

Success! Finally found a silica gel packet that doesn't say "do not eat." This stuff is delicious!

If Jon Stewart’s ever executed a sharper takedown than this one, I haven’t seen it. http://t.co/bHpbuKqb

Can anyone explain why iPhones show a volume slider in the multitasking bar, but not a brightness slider? There are hardware volume buttons!

I’m spending a month with a Lumia 920—and without an iPhone. Here’s my report from Week 1 with Windows Phone:  http://macw.us/12jJkHK 

The iPad 3: Faster. Better rear camera. Better display. Siri. An optical drive. A bread machine. Memory foam. Solar panel. Hand crank.

I vote we politicize the hell out of this tragedy and effect real change in America and its bullshit gun control laws. Enough is enough.

Katherine Noyes at PCWorld says that post-Jobs, Apple needs to open up. http://t.co/gagONHd

Maybe that will finally get Apple profitable.

We're turning this Passover all the way up to unleaven.

My brain hurts. http://t.co/iWHV32O0

Steve Job's greatest Apple hits: http://t.co/syfeRBR

Surprisingly awesome. Go here on your iOS device, scroll to the bottom, and move your device around. http://t.co/rcdyIcGW

/via @chartier

How to make a Lost sandwich: http://ow.ly/UxEO

I think we can all agree that chocolate is better than vanilla, football is better than baseball, and iOS is better than Android.

Vocal lets you use your iPhone 4S to control your Mac. Fun! http://t.co/5qOIcONw

Dude, we’re getting Adele.

Finally, details on how the Romney tax plan works.  http://RomneyTaxPlan.com 

When Steve Jobs resigned in August, I wrote a public love letter to him for Macworld. http://t.co/bnM5h0Nd

Apple: We are buying one hundred billion party hats at the dollar store.